Double Whammy; Strip Tease; Skinny Dip; Nature Girl - Carl Hiaasen Audiobook

Written by Carl Hiaasen
Read by George Wilson, Stephen Hoye, Jane Curtin
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

Double Whammy: George Wilson
R.J. Decker, star tenant of the local trailer park and neophyte private eye is fishing for a killer. Thanks to a sportsman’s scam that’s anything but sportsmanlike, there’s a body floating in Coon Bog, Florida and a lot that’s rotten in the murky waters of big stakes, large mouth bass tournaments.

Here Decker will team up with a half blind, half mad hermit with an appetite for road kill; dare to kiss his ex wife while she’s in bed with her new husband; and face deadly TV evangelists, dangerously seductive women, and a pistol toting redneck with a pit bull on his arm. And here his own life becomes part of the stakes.

For while the “double whammy” is the lure, first prize is for the most ingenious murder.

Strip Tease: George Wilson
When a deranged Florida congressman falls for a gorgeous but virtuous stripper, he dedicates himself to pursuing this tasselled princess. Not only is she a real beauty, she’s a damsel in distress. The effects of his quest will ripple through the spotlights of the strip joint, the sugar cane fields of south Florida, and some powerful political careers. Fueled by innocent lust and dizzy miscalculations, this story will keep you howling with surprise.

Skinny Dip: Stephen Hoye
Marine biologist Chaz Perrone can’t tell a sea horse from a sawhorse. And when he throws his beautiful wife, Joey, off a cruise liner, he really should know better. An expert swimmer, Joey makes her way to a floating bale of Jamaican pot-and then to an island inhabited by an ex-cop named Mick Stranahan, whose ex-wives include five waitresses and a TV producer. Now Joey wants to get revenge on Chaz and Mick’s happy to help her.

But in swampy South Florida, separating lies from truths and stupidity from brilliance isn’t easy. Especially when you’re after a guy like Chaz-who’s bad at murder, great at fraud, and just terrible at getting caught…

Nature Girl: Jane Curtin
Hiaasen introduces Impassioned, possibly bipolar, self proclaimed queen of lost causes Honey Santana, schemes to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls.

Unabridged
Narrated By: George Wilson, Stephen Hoye, Jane Curtin
Bitrate: 64kbps