Shingles Audio vol 3-5 - Numerous Audiobook

Written by Numerous
Read by Cassandra Myles Cal Wembly
Format: MP3
Unabridged

Wax On, Whacks Off

Nobody likes getting bullied, and Donny has had enough. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he solicits the help of the old Asian man at the end of his street to teach him Karate. During a grueling two days of training, Donny earns belt after belt, until he finally becomes a Karate Master.

But there is more to those belts than there seems. Cursed with ancient dark magic, they have a mind of their own. Will Donny be able to stand up to his bullies? Will he be able to overpower the will of the spirit trapped within the cursed belts?

Sense and Sensibility and Sasquatch

Following the death of their father, sisters Elinor and Marianne Dashwood are sent to toil at a rundown logging camp deep in Kentucky. Faced with the prospect of being married off to Colonel Brandon, the camp’s elderly owner, Marianne comes up with the less-than-cunning plan of passing off the murderous man-ape that haunts the nearby forest as her fiance.

Both sense and sensibility take a back seat as Willoughby, as the beast is dubbed, tears a swath of destruction through Barton Woods. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph in the face of such carnage to find true love?

Contains mature themes.
Shingles Audio Collection, Volume 4 begins with “Carnival of Psychos”. In this story, Richie Spoonerman finds himself being chased by a psychotic clown in the Maze of Mirrors at the carnival.

In “That Time of the Month”, Molly Stein’s life was hard enough before she started noticing some weird changes. For one, a suspicious number of people seem to be exploding around her.

In “The Sober Slayers”, Katie McCallister wants to slay dragons, save the kingdom, and become a hero, but all she finds around the gaming table are jerks. But then she and her friends discover a magic book, one that transports them into the game itself.

The collection continues with “I Know What You Dicked Last Summer”. As everyone knows, when a bunch of attractive teens meet up at a secluded cabin, there’s only ever one winner. And that winner is violent death.

“Just Say Gnome” asks, how many problems in your life would be solved by a garden gnome that eats people and shits cocaine?

And finally, in “Jingle My Balls”, Jeff just wanted to get a 12-pack and drink away the night before Christmas Eve. But something went awry, and he came home to find a horny elf twerking in his living room.

Contains mature themes.
“Stranger’s Thing” by Robert Bevan: Four friends get more than they bargained for when they break into a seemingly abandoned research lab.

“Jizz World” by Rick Gualtieri: Zach Johnson was an idiot. So, when given the chance to wish for anything the universe had to offer, only one thing came to mind: he wanted his life to be just like a porno.

“The Shingling” by Steve Wetherell: Johnny Terry, a recovering meth addict, is excited to start his new life as the caretaker at the Underpass Motel. Unfortunately, the Underpass is haunted by the ghosts of dead porn stars.

“The Haunting of Whore House” by Robert Bevan: Lucy and her brother, Junkie, find out that moving was only the beginning of their troubles when they encounter the ghost of a little boy in the woods.

“Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom” by John G. Hartness: Jefferson Smith decides to shadow a detective, a coroner, and an OB/GYN for Career Week, with unexpected results.

“28 Dicks Later” by EM Kaplan: When a mysterious illness spreads like wildfire through Boneville, it’s do or die time for Willie. Will she rise to the occasion?

Contains mature themes.