The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump - Robert Sears Audiobook
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What if there’s another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald’s words for signs of poetry.
What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President’s tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.
This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump’s innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.
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This post has 32 comments with rating of 4.8/5
July 27th, 2021
I shall read this in the moonlight, underneath my KKK Girlfriend’s balcony, it’s sure to get me some… Alright, thirty poems on how good it is to be white and wonderful… Three poems about his hair… One poem about a wall, it’s a long one… There’s a limerick about things Pelosi’s done after a big line of coke… It’s a brilliant read, sure to give those on the left the hiccups…
July 27th, 2021
The best of the Republicans.
July 27th, 2021
@Bob - I was under the impression that those utterly covfefe KKK took your baby away? That’s what people were saying.
July 27th, 2021
Looool wtf, is that guy for real?
That must have been a lot of ‘cutting them up, and reordering them’
This is beyond ridiculous.
July 27th, 2021
It’s mostly drawn from his Byronic, bucolic phase, prior to his more avant garde work. He unfortunately hit a wall in his recent compositions.
July 27th, 2021
Pups, i missed the point, it is Satire.
July 27th, 2021
Rofl. Poor Trump, finally this beautiful, great, great wall materializes and he hits it.
July 27th, 2021
This is genius. Can you imagine? He’s already declared himself on par with Washington and Lincoln. Now?
Coming soon, the linguistic stylings of Two! Lyrical! Geniuses! That’s right, Trump to the East, and Kanye West.
“I’M a lyrical GEEEEEEE-NEEE-US, Yeezy!”
“Nah, Imma genius, no, no, lemme talk, imma give you back the mic in a sec…”
July 27th, 2021
How cute.. Collective low IQ liberal sheep sniveling away
July 27th, 2021
@eyeballs
He says, rating the audiobook 5 stars and completely missing that it’s satirical.
You really are on a roll lately with this whole ‘commenting before thinking’ thing.
Like your “what’s lead? Led is an element” comment. Hilarious.
July 27th, 2021
Is one of the poems the one about a man from Nantucket? if so, I have heard that one already.
July 27th, 2021
Hey Caesar. Go ƒuck yourself
July 27th, 2021
Caesar, you always make me laugh!
July 27th, 2021
Hey penny; Nat Socialist toady always make me laugh! He “thinks” the Jews made it all up. They’ll be so pleased to hear that genocide is “historical revisionism.”
July 27th, 2021
toadmanga, replying like that to someone like caesar, you lost without him replying.
July 27th, 2021
Tigerman - he promised his doctors that next time he’s gonna break the tablet in half first.
July 27th, 2021
Changing the topic…
Why does Taiwan still use the Ming Guo calendar?
July 27th, 2021
No idea. But I still use my own one - the Julian calendar, proposed by me in AUC 708 (46 BC). A complicated lunar calendar based on the phases of the moon. It needed a group of scholars to regularly meet & decide when days should be added or removed to keep the calendar in line with the seasons.
I’ve no time for Gregory’s more efficient rejig (he was showin’ off).
They tell me to beware the Ides, blah blah, yada yada…
July 27th, 2021
The man is a work of art
Full of passion and desire
To make America something or other
July 28th, 2021
My name is Donald and I never tire.
My reign as president was worse than a dumpster fire.
My delusional state couldn’t get much higher.
I fancy myself the worlds greatest liar.
I am a 3 time draft dodger ,
Idolize a felon named Roger ,
When it comes to crime something less than an artful dodger,
If Q has their way soon again to be a white house lodger.
Far more likely though I die an old despised codger.
July 28th, 2021
@Ceaser: Weren’t you a bit pissed off when your nephew changed a month’s name to his and added an extra day to his make sure he was better than you?
July 28th, 2021
…not enough to start a civil war about it & split the imperium. Anyway, his coins make him look like he’s been dragged thru a hegemony backwards. That could be Livia’s fault.
This one’s bringin’ out the poets & poetasters. Regrettably, for the wider world of letters, Donald (the tangerine dreamer) has “sharpie block” of late. He’s slouching towards Mar-a-Lago, and so forth.
July 28th, 2021
“sharpie block”, love it.
+1 marquisdesade420.
July 28th, 2021
I was being so sarcastic I was coming back from the other direction… Of course the Don don’t do poetry, that’s for limp wristed leftie types… Five stars for the comments/peanut gallery… @caesar963… She made bail… I like the “In the end we win.” definition of covfefe… Could also mean “In the end we make bail”…
July 28th, 2021
That gal needs an exit counsellor & some industrial-strength deprogramming after so long wrapped up in those sheets.
Or with - wrapped up with those sheets.
July 29th, 2021
ha, good idea. making something from nothing.
July 29th, 2021
I’d rather listen to Vogon poetry….
August 2nd, 2021
I knew this comment section would deliver. Cheers, everyone. Regrettable that Trump aged out of the running for Yale Younger Poets award; ball’s in Barron’s court now.
August 4th, 2021
@marschmrk, I very much agree!
August 4th, 2021
Vogon poetics - lamentably underrated.
August 20th, 2021
Wait. Let me guess.
“Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Orange Man bad.”
January 25th, 2024
I couldn’t believe it. Just wow.
Came here for the comments.
I wasn’t disappointed
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